Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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