i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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