my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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