I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize