Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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