Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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