Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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