What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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