did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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