I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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