do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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