Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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