Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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