My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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