Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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