So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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