I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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