"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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