Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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