Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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