Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
this just has baby written all over it
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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