I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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