So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
