Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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