I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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