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Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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