found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i believe in u and ur pee
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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