Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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