I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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