the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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