Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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