You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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