Walk of Shame. In a state park.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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