So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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