I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I would ride that face into the sunset
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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