I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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