ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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