I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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