I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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