His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I touched a dick in church today
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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