dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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