North Korea, Best Korea!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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