I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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