You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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