I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i think i just lost a toe
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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