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Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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