her vagine was all disorganized.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
