After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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