I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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