friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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